I Have Ate Ream!

No, I am not starting my own podcast, but I have been inspired by the Thompkast.

Last week comedian Paul F. Thompkins released his first podcast: The Pod F. Thompkast. It is kind of a mishmash of stand-up snippets, interviews, and set-pieces all “segued” by the non sequitur smarm of PFT (a humor that I have really started to appreciate). About midway through the Thompkast, PFT debuted a great little bit that I had actually been mulling over myself recently…Google Voice.

Google Voice is web product that essentially gives you a phone number and it becomes a clearing house for sending and receiving texts and phone calls, but best of all…it will transcribe your voicemails and send them to you via email. The voice transcription is easily the most interesting, (sometimes) useful, and ridiculous feature of the whole package. Mainly because the voice transcriptions…are…uh…flawed? Wildly inaccurate at times? Just plain fucking hilarious? D. All of the above. PFT took this understanding and added a nice sheen to it by calling his own number, reading the I Have A Dream speech by MLK, Jr., and subsequently having Tim Meadows perform the transcript on the podcast to a live audience. Genius.

So, in an attempted to homage PFT and have a little fun at the expense of  ”technology that makes life better” I will be offering up my GV phone number to all so that you may record a voice-mail.  In turn, I will take the transcript and perform a reading of aforementioned transcript and post for everyone to enjoy.  If you want to give some info about what you are reading first I can then preface the reading with information that you can compare the actual too. Fire away with your voice-mails and I will post the performances. Try to deliver your speech in a normal tone…we definitely want GV to think long and hard about what you are “trying” to say.

GV Number: 774.213.1774

Yes, it is a MA number. No, I will not reimburse long distance…I suggest investing in a cell phone instead. Don’t cry. Unless you are going to leave a message while you cry. I will post that too.

A great place to get started and check out the concept: What The F*@# Google Voice?!

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There is a commonality among most professional fields (well, let’s actually say most career opportunities) and tests of endurance. It comes in the guise of mastery or the process of fulfillment. First comes the excitement; the anticipation of the challenge that has yet to be surmounted. Whenever someone makes the conscience decision to move into a career field (or to continue the analogy, make that physical and mental leap at an endurance challenge), the inevitability of the hardship is welcomed, perhaps even embraced. You don’t know any better, therein lies the thrill, right? Soon, along that path one meets the adversity face to face; the pain, the grinding, the stubborn resolve to just…make…it…past. The mastery incline and plateau path is a wicked siren; alluring and demoralizing at the same time, with the intent always to dash you against the rocks before you reach landfall. In this phase, however, the mind is hardened; the resolve tested and usually never bested. Lastly, the pain becomes the pastel hued and tolerable backdrop upon which you can finally build. The task finally comes into stark focus when you enter the state of pseudo-nirvana where the opportunity cost of real success and happiness is merely the pain you have already conquered and relegated to the necessary and banally surmountable nuisance. The extended denouement is your reward. You have bested the mini-bosses and now have the privilege of truly refining your art/career/fortitude to a level that can propel you beyond your initial goals. Not resting on your laurels, per se, but lets say the remaining task is reaping the rewards of hard choices.

Architecture may be the the true exception to this path. Take the paragraph above and flip it on it’s head. The grueling task that is design school is the happiest experience I have had to date in my professional career. 5 years of late nights, little sleep, poor diet, and perpetual poverty could never discount the sheer thrill of Making. All of those aforementioned trials seemed to pale as the task at hand would come to fruition and in an orgy of creative and brain-meltingly copacetic output. The volume of critical thought generated betwixt a single studio classes constituents could overshadow and objectively topple all of the banal accomplishments of any given architecture practitioner. It is the engine of the architecture educational studio that drives this profession…not the actual professionals.

Then comes the pain…

I can honestly say that, for myself, the worst decision I ever made was to graduate from architecture school and start “developing” my professional skills. Do not be fooled. In architecture this is not the transition phase; this is the end game…in a game that actually never ends. For doctors, the thrill of learning is met by the challenge and eventuality of helping those in need. As a lawyer, your 3 years of education culminates in the privilege of rationally interpreting and executing the letter of the law. In architecture, your sacrifice is met and exceeded only by the petty and short-sighted nature of the profession you have now become a part of. To borrow a term I read at some point, the architect is now able to settle into their role as “the lap dog of the rich” and damn your ethical quandaries straight to hell.

Bitter? Yes I am. Bitter that I believed in architecture so much so that it changed my life for the better…and now it only makes me miserable and prompts me to think of alternate careers that I might be able to use my acquired skills for the betterment of my state of mind or the betterment of anything….anything else. To say that I despise my job(s) is an understatement, but I blame myself. I blame myself for taking a second chance at that one place and I blame myself for taking a first chance at the next. Countless times have I spoken to students warning them to be aware of the creeping myopathy that sets as the academic to professional transition approaches. Unfortunately, my diatribes on myopathy have only succeeded in garnering a complacency with it in my own career. I am a victim of my own warnings.

I can only surmise that I am slain both my own ideology as well as the carnivorous architectural economic climate. I grossly envy those that have the financial means to drop the CAD standards manual off at HR and walk out the corporate door, looking back only to make sure the door doesn’t hit them or to remember the address of the office that will eventually eat it’s own young. If I had unemployment to fall back on, you can guarantee I would just start making. Just making. But alas, pragmatism is a greedy whore with regard to architecture. I have to pay the bills…right?

What is the boiling point of a broken profession? What is the circumstance that would make you take the reigns of your own future rather than endure more brow beatings under the auspices of paying dues or “that’s just the way things are”-ism? How do the circumstances stack up in other professions like: acting, music, law, engineering, etc? Is it genuinely possible to adore your profession and loathe your professional colleagues? Across the board? Is it possible to dedicate your time, energy, and money to the betterment of your profession while concurrently hoping that all of the sheeple that practice with die a horrible and fitting death; perhaps crushed by the weight of their ego and a developers falling Maybach? Can the HDF be anymore of a DF?

I guess I may not be cut out for this shit after all. Poop.

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Version 3.0?

THE dump

c/o U.S. National Archive


I am back. I changed web and domain hosts. As a result, I have been unable to restore my old database. So I guess I get to start fresh with a little more focus. This blows.

To borrow (only once I swear) a bit from Chris Hardwick (@nerdist)


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